Person 1: "What's a courtesan?"
Person 2: "I think it's a royal attendant."
Person 3: "I thought you said 'cortisone' and I was like, 'That's one of them things with pepperoni and cheese!'"
Can you imagine the look on person 3's face if she ever goes to the doctor and he says he's going to have to give her a shot of cortisone? Funny.
Anyway, I also heard a chick say, "I hate feminists!" lately. I thought that was kind of funny too. I wonder who she thinks was responsible for women's sufferage. Or birth control. Or her actually being able to have a job and make a somewhat competitive wage. There are definitely some (OK, a lot of) feminist ideals that I don't personally agree with, but the statement, "I hate feminists!" is an awfully broad brush to be painting with. And it might be a little hypocritical too.