Help me!

OK, Blogger is on crack and won't let me post a title.

That's not what I need help with though. I need help making a baby shower invitation in Word that can be inserted as a meeting notice. I can't find a cute template. I was hoping someone else might know where to get one?

And that's all the time we have for today...it's a crazy day!

**On second thought, here are a few more words from me. You probably don't even want to hear them, so feel free to tune out.

I'm easily amused. We went to a birthday party on Saturday night (where were you, Mandy?! It was your birthday too!) and I realized how old I am. It has been years since I was in a room of squealing girls. I had forgotten how loud that can get. Add in some of those birthday horn/noise maker things and you've got one neurotic me.
Not that it wasn't fun. But I digress. Anyway, we were playing Apples to Apples. I had never played before, but it was pretty fun. But the part where I amused myself was when the card was, "Silly" and I put down a card that said, "Republicans" (in a room full of people who cringed any time someone mentioned the name of a Democrat--some of the cards had names like Hillary Clinton and there were groans of disgust each time). Anyway, I crack myself up, even when I'm being anonymous.

After some period of time, the game playing devolved into people text messaging eachother and ganking eachothers' ringtones. I must say I've never been to a party where people text message other people in the room, but I bet there were lots of substitutions of U for You and R for Are going on, and the thought made me a little nervous and uncomfortable. Like I said, I'm old.

On a totally unrelated note, women's underwear sales = racket. And if I had just a little less class, I'd go to the restroom and take these bad boys off because they're MISERABLE. I don't care if I have panty lines anymore. Long live panty lines!