You know what sucks? I'll tell you what. It's when you have something dang funny to say, but when you say it, nobody knows what the heck you're talking about, so they don't get how hilarious you are.
A friend's Facebook status is "Does anyone know where I can get a .38 Special?"
I reply with, "I don't know, but when you find one, you better hold on looselaaaayyyy."
If it were possible to hear crickets chirping on Facebook, it would have happened. That was freakin' funny, people! What's wrong with you?!
A friend's Facebook status says that she's sorry she will miss our (a group of friends + me) get-together tonight.
I reply with, "We will pour out a little liquor for you."
The rest of my friends get excited because they think there might be actual liquor at our get-together. Goodness knows they wouldn't let me pour any out if there was some!
I am under-appreciated.