Monday, January 05, 2009

But I Will Not Fall Prey to the Folly that is Owning a Cat

My seriously hilarious cousin commented about a picture of me holding one of my Christmas presents -- a book about quilting.

She said (and I quote): "Please tell me the "Quilter's Complete Guide" was a white elephant gift. LOL If not, I need an immediate update on your cat count!"

I may be dangerously close to becoming the crazy dog lady at times, but I will not have a house full of cats who exist only to try to steal one's breath as one sleeps, spray random things around the house in a fit of rage, and wait with bated breath should I die so they can eat my still warm body. Seriously.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

You left out the joys of cat-butt sandwiches... a nice bonus brought about by kitty sitting on the kitchen counter where you prepare your food.

Oh, and the fashionable cat-hair collection displayed on your clothes.

Mandy said...

This post amuses me very much.

Pamela said...

I'd definitely be making an evil eye quilt square for that cousin.