Yesterday, TheBoy looked at his work e-mail and saw that someone had put out a notice that they were selling their house. They listed several amenities, but the selling point that really got my attention was the "large panty area" ... There are some things that spell check just doesn't catch.
Then today I was looking at my company's classifieds and maybe I'm a little twisted, but I thought this was funny...
Ashley brand bedroom suite: includes headboard, footboard and rails, dresser with mirror, armoir (suitable for TV and clothes storage), and one night stand.
If you sell a one night stand, doesn't it become prostitution?