Guy at Wal-Mart with a thick accent who's old enough to be my dad: Zyou are very beautiful.
Me: Uh...Um...Thanks! (as I quickly turn and try to make my way down the aisle)
GaWMwatawoetbmd: Are zyou married?
GaWMwatawoetbmd: Do zyou have za husband?
I am more than just a green card.