Petition to "Fall Back" a Little Early

Mornings have been extra-painful for me lately. I just snooze and snooze and snooze and the funny thing is, I'm so asleep that I don't even remember hitting the snooze button. Butter has also been quite the Snoozy Suzy and has therefore enabled me to sleep longer. I think it's because it's so dark in the morning now.

As such, I've decided to start a petition to end DST a little earlier this year. Obviously, the DST dates aren't set in stone because we just changed them. Why stop there? I needs my beauty sleep, people.

So if you'll just sign my petition by leaving a comment, I will send it to someone super-important--maybe the president or Anderson Cooper or Bill Gates (since changing DST causes such a ruckus for those of us using Microsoft products) and we can all make haste to sleep an hour longer in the mornings.

Thank you, my little magical liopleurodons.