Today I went to McAlister's with Hayden. I ordered a turkey sandwich. Why then did my sandwich have little pieces of roast beef hiding in it? In my mini-rant about it (to Hayden) I said, "Now what if I happened to be Hindu or something? It's simply not OK to mix beef with turkey. If I were Hindu, I'd march up to the counter and say, 'HOLY COW, PEOPLE!'" I amuse myself.
Anyway, I really like Nichole Nordeman. (Which has nothing to do with the aforementioned experience at McAlister's.) Here's a song of hers and the lyrics.