Thursday, September 28, 2006

I wish R. Kelly wasn't a child molester

Arthur was kind enough to let me borrow his R. Kelly remix CD which is actually really good. The Feelin' on Yo Booty remix makes me laugh every time I hear it. Surely he was joking when he wrote that song? Now let's have a time of prayer for Arthur's soul which is no doubt in peril of eternal damnation for having supported the work of a child molester. (just kidding, thanks for always letting me borrow your music)
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This story made me sick.

Why would someone do that? They made it sound like the mother made the kid drink the stuff because the father of her baby was 30 and the kid was 16. I'm thinking that's all the more reason for her to have the baby...a 30 year old could be forced to pay child support. How does that work if the father is a minor? Can a minor legally be forced to pay child support? That's becoming more and more of an issue these days. I wonder how that works...but then my mind thinks about all kinds of crazy things.

Here's an example. The other day I was thinking about how mean it would be if someone named their kid Polly Esther.

Anyway, my customers are all up my butt today, so that's all I have time for today.

Oh...this just in. I just received a note from a coworker that said

Randy told me that Donna’s niece is in the hospital in a comma.


And if you're really bored, there's a new hopeisemo out.

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