Candy is a treat. Please consume in moderation.
How dare they tell me how to eat a Reese's! To make matters worse, I was licking off the remnants of chocolate/peanut buttery goodness from each of the little tissue paper cups as I read it. I thought about my appearance and realized that it looked like I was so enjoying the candy that I was prepared to eat the wrapper (hey, they're almost that good!).
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The boy was hooking up this police scanner last night...I'm not sure exactly why. It wasn't for police spying purposes (just in case that's illegal). The dispatcher was talking about a domestic disturbance, and said the victim was hit in the belly with a mirror but had no scratches or bruises. Right about then, the boy was messing with my hair and said, "Lean your head back or I'll hit you in the gut with a mirror." I'm easily amused. Since then, we've been threatening to beat each other with mirrors.
I'm about to get my computer upgrade now (whoo hoo!)so I must cut this short.
When I come back, I will be blogging at the speed of light!
4 comments:
Reeses + Kevin Harvick = Championship, baby!
le gasp! No one tells me how many Reese's to eat or how often! Pretty soon they'll have black labels reading "SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: May cause cavities, gingivitis, and weight gain."
How funny! On may different levels. I eat my Reeses the way I WANT! It's kinda sad they have to put notices like that on wrappers. Kinda like those dumb people that sued McD's b/c they said the food made them fat. Well HELLO!!!! That's a big DUH. Styop eating Quarter pounders everyday and maybe you wouldn't be fat...(and that's coming from a fat chick ~_^)
Whatever! You're a skinny minnie. Don't make me beat you with a fat roll. Just kidding. The sad part is that I COULD beat you with a fat roll if I really wanted to.
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