Look at what I caught! It's a drum! It might be a trash fish, but it was MY trash fish and that's all that mattered. I get excited when I catch the more "exotic" species. If I ever succeed in my quest to catch a gar, I will pee myself.
I even serenaded it after I released it. Are you ready for this? Here goes.
Little Fi-sh pa-rum-pa-pa-pum
You made my worm your dish pa-rum-pa-pa-pum
To catch you was my wish pa-rum-pa-pa-pum
Some say you are delish pa-rum-pa-pa-pum-rum-pa-pum-pum-rum-pa-pum-pum
Kelvy says that if we're ever in a survival situation, I'm in charge of catching fish. I'll take that as a compliment.
2 comments:
Gars are gross and freaky and icky! I would wet myself.
Congrats on your drum! :D I miss fishing! But I have to fish with you when it comes to using live bait, I can't do it myself xD
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