Tuesday, October 23, 2007

No Wonder He's So Popular with the Ladies!

In a recent statement, Hillary described Bill as being romantic. Here's one of her examples:

"He's so romantic. He's always bringing me back things from his trips," the New York senator told the magazine. "He brought me a giant wooden giraffe from Africa. Oh, he bought me this watch…I had dental surgery, and he said it reminded him of teeth.”

He's got all kinds of game, doesn't he?

And what would you say if your husband brought you a giant wooden giraffe? Where would one display a surprise gift of a giant wooden giraffe? I mean, it's from Africa, so you have to keep it. You can't throw away souveniers from foreign lands. Do you redecorate your home in a safari theme so the giraffe won't look out of place?

Forget asking her about her views about health care and foreign policy. Someone needs to ask her what she did with that giraffe.


Samantha_K said...

YOu know, I've always kinda had a thing for ol' Bill.
And I would love to have that giraffe. I don't really have a safari theme, per se, but my living room is done in greens, rusts, rich oranges and burgandies...and there are palm tree accessories in coppery hues and the furniture is cherry...That giraffe would look really good on top of my entertainment center. You think he's still out on the prowl? Maybe I'll give him a call and see what he'll bring me back from Africa...hmm...
But the watch reminding him of teeth? What?

Mercy's Maid said...

But she said it's a GIANT giraffe...I have a feeling it couldn't be stowed on top of an entertainment center. I think it might have to sit on the floor.

"I got you this watch because...um...hmm...it reminded me of teeth?" That's just funny.

Pamela said...

this post reminds me of the famous old joke.

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the giraffe!