Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Badonk-adonk-adonk...

Here's some theme music you can hum in your head while you read this post:

My badonkadonk, my badonkadonk, where ever I go, IIIIT goes... (to the tune of the My Buddy or Kid Sister commercial from years gone by)

Here's an exercise update for those of you who don't care:

I ran for 14 minutes last night (and walked for 16 minutes). Not all together though. I did it in increments of 5min/5min/4min. The other day I did 10 minutes straight and then a few more minutes later, but I wasn't dying of a heat stroke that day. Also, that treadmill wasn't as possessed of the devil, I don't think.

There is talk of doing a certain "Sucky" 5K next month, but I don't think I'll be ready by then. I ran it last year (albeit very slowly), but I haven't really run at all since then and I'm not a natural at that sort of thing. I'm going to keep working up to it though, and maybe I'll do a different one a little later on. I'm sure I could do it now and just walk part of it, but what's the point of doing it if I have to walk part of it? That would be like going backwards and that would discourage me.

Running brings new meaning to the word badonkadonk. That's the feeling my badonkadonk makes as I'm running along..."badonk-adonk-adonk-adonk-adonk". It's quite disconcerting. I'm surprised the people at the gym have not politely asked me not to run on ruin their equipment anymore. I'm sure I'm on borrowed time.

Here's something funny. I just went to urbandictionary.com to check and make sure my spelling of badonkadonk was acceptable. Here's the definition (emphasis mine):

1. badonkadonk 1850 up, 122 down

An ‘ebonic’ expression for an extremely curvaceous female behind. Women who possess this feature usually have a small waist that violently explodes into a round and juicy posterior (e.g., 34c, 24, 38). Other characteristics would be moderately wide hips and a large amount of booty cleavage (i.e, depth of butt-crack).

Her badonkadonk made a brotha pop mad wheelies


Dang, does it have to VIOLENTLY EXPLODE? Did they have to work in the phrase BOOTY CLEAVAGE?

I could have done without the booty cleavage comment.

3 comments:

Roz said...

Hmmm...I have never heard of that word. Have you heard many people use it?

Mercy's Maid said...

Sure. There's even a song called Honky Tonk Badonkadonk. I'm ashamed that I even know that.

http://www.cowboylyrics.com/lyrics/adkins-trace/honky-tonk-badonkadonk-15326.html

The lyrics might even make it sound like a hip-hoppish song if it weren't for the "shut my mouth, slap your grandma" part. I really don't see how grandma deserves to be slapped, but whatever. :)

Roz said...

I would be very upset with anyone who slapped my Grandma. Not a nice thing to do.