Monday, January 29, 2007

The Adventures of Pissy the Squirrel


Today I was eating lunch at Kevin's and we looked out his kitchen window because he has bird feeders and stuff out there.

He also has the biggest squirrels I've ever seen. They're like the size of a small dog. One such squirrel was scampering around outside and was acting very angry. He climbed up a tree and was twitching his tail all around. Then suddenly, Kevin said, "Hey, is he peeing?" And indeed he was. From way up in a tree. And apparently he has the bladder of a small dog because it was a lot. He gave the birds down on the ground a bit of a golden shower, scared some of them off, and then went and ate some of the bird food. I had never seen a squirrel pee. I guess I always figured they would pee while they were on the ground like a normal 4-legged creature. I'm glad I wasn't standing under that tree.

Has it come to this? I've just blogged about squirrel pee.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

That seemed a bit extreme. If he wanted the birds to leave, he could have just run through them and barked a lot. His actions show a total lack of respect for his little avian friends.

What a bully.

Anonymous said...

Squirrels are funny like that...

Roz said...

Ha Ha to your post, and ha ha to the comment from anonymous :) Hope you had a great day!

Toebee's Fumes said...

U have the best way of stating the mundane in life!

Git r dun