This little piggy went to a Judeo-Christian wedding reception...

Well, as it turned out, piggies DID show up at the wedding reception. I was stunned. I was also mistaken. They weren't vases, they were just pigs. I took the liberty of taking a few pictures.

Here we have me caressing a pig. I look quite pleased with myself, don't I?



Some of the pigs had rather impressive sets of udders. I almost felt dirty sitting at the table with them.



This little piggy should be in a Coke commercial. I caught it trying to drink my beverage of choice. Bad piggy, bad!


This pig was giving a Barbie-esque doll a piggy-back ride.



...And after the pig had won her confidence, he trampled her and her entire family, leaving a trail of carnage...it was difficult to witness.



Two out of three pigs enjoy Coke over the other leading soft drink. I also think I caught some piggy cannibalism.


So I guess if you didn't realize what a freak I am before, you certainly do now!



Here's one more picture of people doing a fun dance in a circle to music that was most definitely not in English. It looked really cool, but I couldn't go in for a better picture because I didn't want to shame my boyfriend by acting like a tourist.