Crazy Junk Mail

I just got this email:

Please remember that there is no commitment required on your part, and your
credit is not an issue.
Please validate your information with our secure
and
private database to ensure our records are up to date and
accurate.

Have a good day.
Sincerely,
Carl
Alvarez
Customer
Service Rep.
eKLID Inc.
After he kissed you, didn't
LBJ insist that
egomaniacs devote their lives to the jugglers? Gardeners
supervise the Elvis
impersonators. Rodents sicken technicians. Square dancers
compose lovely
sonnets about karate instructors.
Guys interfere with truck
drivers.
During leap years the preachers are often mistaken for dogs. Reptiles
fight
over the orphans. According to Unocal policy, piano players are often
confused with priests.

I am so glad that I got this junk mail because up until now I was completely
unaware that gardeners supervise the Elvis impersonators and that during
leap
years the preachers are often mistaken for dogs. Of course the rest is
common
knowledge.