Why must you make life so difficult? Behind that cute little facade with the mile long floppy ears lurks an evil too terrible to contemplate.
Mommy paid good money to have gutters installed on the house. Why then, have you decided that they are delicious? What is it about sharp aluminum that is so appealing to you? I feed you more than your fair share of food, so I know you're not eating the gutters because you are hungry. Who would have thought that a little short squatty thing like yourself could dismantle something that it took four grown men to assemble?
Also, the privacy fence is not a toy. Continue to test me on this and I will turn the electric fence back on. I might even figure out a way to hook it to the gutters.