In an unprecedented demonstration of fundraising moxie, one associate even kissed a pig!
I have never understood what the big deal is about kissing a pig. It seems to be a fairly common fundraising tactic and it's not like they bring in a big, smelly, muddy, foul-tempered pig. They bring in the cutest little (clean) piglets for people to kiss.
If I had a pig, I would kiss it every day and tell it how pretty it was. On purpose.