I forgot to share this Thanksgiving story.
We went to this deli to eat lunch Friday. There were a couple of ladies sitting a few tables away from us and as they got ready to leave, one of the ladies pulled out her lipstick and started putting it on. My dad started mumbling under his breath.
Dad: Aww, look. She's gotta get all pretty before she leaves. (dramatic pause) She's gonna be here a long time!
Me: (between peals of laughter)Sometimes I wonder how I got to be so foul and then I just remember where I came from.
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I got a spam message today. In the name field it says "youre", in the subject field it also says "youre". I just want the person who made that happen to know that I don't like you very much. It's not nice to torment me with failed contractions.
5 comments:
Right. Because spammers are known to have stellar grammatical and spelling skills.
Unless "Beter sexx with less f*t, melt p'ounds off" is considered normal these days.
You have a point there!
You must hate my comments and my postings on my blog since I am grammatically incorrect all of the time.
Sorry to put you thru such agony, my bad!
Toebee,
It's tough being this anal. :) I welcome all comments, grammatically correct or not.
Apweciate dat!
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