Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Where are those taters from? Lolsina?


Please tell me that Lolsina is a variety of sweet potato. There's also a dynamic duo that sells watermelons and 'Ark Tomatoe' across town. One of the guys looks like that guy from Waterboy who wears overalls(it's amazingly difficult to find a picture of him in the overalls). Anyway, he gets very aggressive with his 'tomatoe' vending and will step out in the street and yell at you to buy some tomatoes (this is a very busy intersection, mind you!) and if you drive on by without purchasing from him, he just shakes his head as if to say, "You idiot! You just don't know what you're missing, but I tried to warn you!" He always makes me laugh. Mostly because I heart Adam Sandler who was in a movie with a guy who looks like 'Tomatoe Man'.

I didn't drink a Coke all day yesterday. I've had a headache since then, but that's OK. I'm currently attempting to drink some coffee to try to trick my body into thinking that all caffeine is created equal. My tastebuds are not amused. We'll see how the rest of me likes it.

Here's the most exciting news ever....BUTTER SLEPT ALL NIGHT LAST NIGHT. UNTIL 6 IN THE MORNING!!! I'm the proudest mommy ever. I woke up this morning without earplugs in and thought..."Hmm...I must have slept all night!" I had almost forgotten what that was like.

Speaking of blessed silence, I've had two days of blessed silence here at work (in that my cube neighbor has been gone). She appears to be making up for lost time though. She told our boss about her 'mommy parts' yesterday on the phone. He was taken aback. I think it was the first time he realized that she has mommy parts. She's taken his innocence from him, and from me since he promptly relayed the information to me after he got off the phone with her.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

You are just too funny, you have such a great way of looking at everything that I keep checking back in on your musings.

I have to get back to that since my posts have gotten way to serious recently.

Oh well!

Anonymous said...

Should "mommy parts" be discussed at the office? I'm seriously freaked out.

Mandy said...

Too funny. The best I've seen so far was in Fayetteville. It said:

BERRIES FOR SALE:

BLUE, BLACK, & RASP.

Mercy's Maid said...

toebee-- thanks. It's nice to be appreciated.

jules--I don't believe so, but it seems as though nothing is off limits with this woman.

Mandy--Was the sign painted on something that looked like a chewed up piece of plywood? Skanky home made signs are the best!

Mandy said...

It sure was. And the letters were half capitals, half lowercase.