Celebrity Matchmaking

This weekend Kevin and I were discussing what would happen if Shakira and Toby Keith got together. Since they both sound like goats/sheep, I decided that their kids would go around bleating, "Hey Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaam! Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!"

You know who else should get together? Bill O'Reilly and Nancy Grace. They're both so obnoxious and arrogant that they kind of deserve eachother. They would either keep eachother in line or they'd rip eachother's bodies limb for limb. Either way, it might make an entertaining new reality TV series.

I've decided that I'm lazy (like that's a surprise to any of you!). I bought a few new clothing items yesterday and since I've gotten over my fear of contracting scabies from trying on clothes that dirty people might have tried on (and because I'm lazy), I decided to wear the clothes today before washing them. I don't think I've (yet) contracted any diseases from this practice, but I did just realize that there's a line across my bosom (tee hee hee, I said bosom!) where the little size sticker used to be. How embarrassing!