Is it just me or is this an anatomically correct animal cracker? What's that all about? Gone are the days when someone could just eat an animal cracker without wondering what gender the animal was. Is this supposed to be some kind of teaching tool for parents? I can't tell what kind of animal this is supposed to be, but I can tell it's a boy!
Weekend news...
I mowed. Kevin and I fixed my fence. Didn't get stung by any wasps, but did discover a fire ant mound...which reminds me, I've gotta call my pest people.
I also painted quite a bit (I think I'm actually making some progress, whoo hoo!)Maybe in the next couple of weeks I can finish that up. I need to go to Hobby Lobby today and buy some odorless paint thinner and some 'titanium white' paint and some ribbon.
The other exciting news is that my parents are bringing me their treadmill this weekend. I will have absolutely no excuse not to run now, and I won't have to leave the house to do it.
I've gotten so desperate for sleep that I've sunk to buying turkey lunch meat to feed Butter right before she goes to bed in hopes that the Triptophan will knock her out. My mom says Butter's got me wrapped around her little finger, which is funny because Butter doesn't technically have fingers. Wal-Mart also has restocked her regular food which seems to sometimes make a difference. I'm going to start mixing that back into her diet and see if it helps.
OH, and today as I was driving to work, I saw someone on the side of the road with a sign that said, 'Beagles 4 Sale' with these little precious puppies all asleep in this cage. I wanted to distract him and put Butter in the cage too, but I feared she would eat the puppies.
There's a slight possibility that I might get to go to the zoo tomorrow, but I'm doubting it. It's kind of a bad time to take off work. We'll see what happens though.
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Did you take the picture of the animal cracker? I bet you did! I would have never paid that much attention to it--but now that you pointed it out, I'm gonna be looking thru this whole bag of animal crackers I got sitting next to me...
Yes I took the picture. Does the fact that I even noticed make me some kind of pervert?
I don't know about that, but...
Little Johnny and his mom got home from the grocery store, and Little Johnny promptly opened his box of Animal Crackers and began to spread them out over the table and inspected each one.
Mom asked "what are you doing?"
To which Little Johnny said "I'm looking for the seal, the box said do not eat if the seal is broken"
I think it officially makes you a distributor of Animal Cracker Porn :P
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