OK, so if you've been following along with the vending situation at my place of employment, you know that these events have transpired:
1. All vending machines magically disappeared overnight, leaving us snack/cokeless for 24 hours.
2. Healthy machines replaced our old machines, but there was no difference in the fare provided in the unhealthy vs. healthy machines except you can now buy bottled water in addition to soft drinks.
So here's the kicker. When you push the button for bottled water on the Coke machine, Cokes come out. Is that great or what? The good news is that the old machine charged 65 cents for a can of Coke and this one only charges 60 cents. Think of all the money I'll save!
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I've got to figure out what I'm wearing to my high school reunion this weekend. In a perfect world, I'd be able to wear a dress that's in my closet, but I haven't tried it on recently. It might require a girdle so nobody asks me when I'm due. Oh yeah, I'm the hottest.
The boy gets to meet the parents this weekend. He's beside himself with glee! (just kidding). It'll be fine though. It's a shame that Roz won't be around. The one time this year (just kidding, it's actually the second time this year) I show up back home and she skips town to avoid me! She should be ashamed! What's Dallas have that I don't? Huh?
2 comments:
Hey, whatever happened to all of Homer's comments...they were funny :)
(I thought)
Homer still makes appearances sometimes.
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