Yesterday there was a skittle intervention. At first I was shocked...I mean I didn't think I really had a problem. I thought chugging skittles out of the bag was a normal behavior. Who cares that they contain palm kernal oil, which according to my DBA is, the "deadliest fat known to man!"
But when Arthur came over and taped up my bag of skittles and said, "No MORE! This is an intervention!" I began to realize that eating a whole family sized bag of skittles on one's own is wrong. So today I'm skittle free.
I wrote a little haiku yesterday to sum up my thoughts:
I have been cut off!
Skittle Intervention Sucks!
Can't taste the rainbow!
Have you ever seen the intervention show on A&E? It's almost as good as "Cheaters" except with less domestic violence, usually.
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