Maybe I'm not destined to have any cute pajamas. I don't understand why there's no such thing as "long" in pajama pants. If a chick needs "long" in jeans, why would her legs be shorter while she sleeps? I should not have to hang pajama pants to dry. I shouldn't have to worry about them shrinking so much in the dryer (not even on the hottest setting) that they turn into pseudo capri pants. Muy rediculoso.
I thought that by buying some pajama pants in the men's department, I might catch a break. I thought maybe men's pajamas would be longer since men are generally taller. Nope. My Napoleon Dynamite PJ pants are like 4 inches shorter than what they were when I tried them on.
*jumps up and down and throws a fit*
This happens EVERY time I buy pajama pants. Never fails. My "black eyed pea" PJs? They started out seriously cute...I mean any PJs that advocate violence against vegetables are right up my alley. Unfortunately they shrunk up to midget size the very first time they were washed. They're some of the worst I've seen.
My "eat at joes" PJs? Same story. They fit kind of weird to begin with though (they were a gift), so I wasn't too surprised.
My new sheep PJs are still barely long enough. I suspect that will change the next time they're washed. They're right on the cusp of being too short.
I no longer buy flannel PJs because I know what their fate will be. It's a shame because I saw some really cute flannel gnome PJs earlier this winter and wanted them. I restrained myself though.
Regular cotton PJs are just as bad.
Woe is me. What is a pajama addict to do?
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