Creative Answers to the World's Most Annoying Question

These are quick smart answers to the annoying question:
"HOW COME YOU DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND?"
1. The Arrogant Approach "Boyfriend? I don't date boys. I date men."
2. The "I love my independence" Approach "All men I date keep asking me to marry them and I'm just not ready to commit."
3. The Confident Approach "I'm already engaged to someone. Only he doesn't know it yet."
4. The "I've watched too many gangster movies Approach "Why don't I have a boyfriend? Why don't you have a life? Haven't you got anything better to do with your time than to ask me stupid questions? Now get out of my face before I really lose my temper."
5. The Clueless Approach "A boyfriend? Is that like a Girl Scout?"
6. The "danger-lover" Approach "I only like dating cold-blooded criminals and all the best ones are behind bars."
7. The Flirtatious Approach "I don't have a boyfriend because I'm saving myself for you."
8. The Wounded Approach Stare off sadly into the distance with teary eyes; feign a lump in your throat and say, "I did love someone once . . ." (This will embarrass the questioner, who will then leave you alone.)
9. The Mysterious Approach Lower your voice to whisper and say, "I'm romantically involved with a very important person and our relationship is top-secret. If I told you who he was, something terrible might happen to me." (This will worry the questioner who will then leave you alone.)
10. The Lunatic Approach Begin to laugh hysterically, stop suddenly and then stare directly at the questioner while saying nothing. This will frighten the questioner who will not only leave you alone, he or she will never speak to you again