If I snap and finally go on a rampage and pimp slap random people.
Here's a list of "clever" ways I've been asked about my marital status in the past four days.
1.So you still have that boyfriend, huh?
a. You've been dating for a long time now, haven't you?
b. Are you going to get married?
c. Do you think you'll ever get married? --always a personal favorite
d. Can I be in your wedding?
e. Remember, I want to be in your wedding.
2. Are you gonna get married? (This was in the middle of a discussion about going out to lunch. Apparently this topic weighs so heavily on peoples' minds that it's "subliminally" inserted into seemingly benign conversations.)
Look, people. If you cannot have a conversation with me about something other than what you feel my life is lacking, just back away. I'm serious. I am this far from beating the bejeezus out of you. I don't care who you are. No one is safe.
2 comments:
So, really?! Have you set a date yet??!
~bwahahahahahahaa!!!!!!
(When you're BP gets back to normal - have a great weekend!!)
Wait until you actually do get married...then you will be harassed with questions about having kids...
After 7 years of being asked that, I was ready to punch people...
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