Thank you for delivering my goods today. The delivery was quite speedy and for that I'm grateful. One thing I'm not grateful about is the way you tossed my package in my FLOWER BED instead of on the front porch or sidewalk. Was that necessary? Really? I fear my poor gardenia will never be the same again. It's the one that almost dies every winter that I have to nurse back to health. I am most displeased with you. Please change your murderous ways.
P.S.--It was a nice touch that you managed to get it partially on a fire ant bed too. Really nice.