Nothing in Particular

Yesterday I saw the strangest thing. I tried to take a picture of it with my camera phone, but it didn't turn out.

You know how people have little white window decals on the back of their cars (or more likely mini-vans) that have like a little picture of a baseball and their kid's name under it? Well, yesterday I was driving down the road and saw one such vehicle. On the left side of the window, there was a little kid doing gymnastics with a name under it. On the right side of the window, there was a Playstation symbol with the name Alex under it. Apparently little Alex excels at video games and Momma is proud. Interesting. I personally wouldn't display such a symbol. Xbox is much better.

On another note, why do people have to be idiotic? I was in the Humane Society Thrift Store today, buying books (I know. I have a problem. I should be medicated, it's not my fault.) and they had some puppies in the store that are up for adoption. I asked what the story was on the puppies and the lady said a guy found a box of them on the side of the highway. It really irritates me that people dump puppies off out in the country--to starve to death or get run over or whatever. We have a freakin' pound. We also have this neat little medical technology called spaying and neutering one's pets. Maybe if the dump-ee had watched The Price is Right more often, that idea would have gotten through to them.

Here's something else that's idiotic (while I'm in rant mode). Wal-Mart. People who shop at Wal-Mart and don't have good shopping manners. People who make me have shopping cart rage. Today I was making a "quick" trip to Wal-Mart and as I was on the home stretch, this lady just decided to park her buggy in the middle of the aisle while she perused the seafood. I stood there and stared at her, and she looked over at me and saw that I couldn't get through because she lacks buggy parking skills, and she just continued with her shrimp shopping. I had to move her buggy for her. People should have to pass a shopping test to be admitted in the store.

But on a happier note...just the other day I was saying that I think gynecologist offices ought to offer aesthetic services too. I mean if you're going to be naked anyway, they ought to offer bikini waxes while you wait or something. This idea is clearly a gold mine.

Today I got a card in the mail that said a laser cosmetic type office is opening up in my gyn's office. (Laser hair removal, varicose vein removal, etc.). I'm a freakin' genius and I won't see a dime for it.