Life Deals a Blow...

I mentioned awhile back that I had some exciting news but I couldn't talk about it because I didn't want to jinx myself. Well here goes.

Momma is moving to another team. That other team is located on the total opposite side of the building from where we are now. It was her decision to move (she wanted to work on something different), so that was best for everyone. No hard feelings or anything. Pretty exciting, huh? A couple of days ago our boss came by and said something about her move to a new cube. She said, "Oh, I'm not moving." And he was like, "Uh yeah. They'll find room for you." I thought that was a given. I thought it was all settled.

Today I heard her telling someone that she's staying where she is. After her little announcement, a guy walked by my cube and patted my back. No words were spoken, but I took it as a sympathy pat. I really hope she's smoking crack and doesn't know what she's talking about. Otherwise it's all for naught. She planned her own "going away" party. She sent us all a meeting notice to take her out to lunch. The other day we were all sitting around talking and she asked our boss if I had "heard the sad news". Unbelievable.

Oh, and if you're my friend and your name is Roz, you need to e-mail me a little something!