Nonoxonyl-9: It's not just a spermacide anymore!

Let's see...

Am I absolutely boring or what? I haven't had anything fun to report in quite awhile.

I'm considering jogging a little bit tonight. It's been awhile. Alias is cancelled tonight (Oh my gosh, is Vaughn's dad alive or dead? Who was that creepy nurse in his uncle's hospital room? I bet Irina isn't dead either. It'd be just like her to come back from the dead (again!)) And Kevin's busy tonight, so it's a good opportunity to go punish myself for being lazy and out of shape. And that's exactly what exercise is to me. Punishment for not getting in an exercise routine 20 pounds ago. I wish my dogs would run with me, but they're not the best at stuff like that. I'd really like to wear Butter out. I wore her little butt out last night when she wouldn't stop acting like a maniac in the middle of the night. She's mentally disturbed or something. Something's not right with that little psycho.

(Still a little mad at her)

Free beagle. Inquire within.

I went all day yesterday without a Coke. That hasn't happened since like 1992 or something. OK, it hasn't been that long, but it's been awhile. I'm trying to cut back. There's no sense jogging if I'm only going to drink Cokes and more than replace the calories I just burned with empty calories.

I think that having a boyfriend makes weight gain easier too. When I don't have one, I eat cereal for dinner and don't think anything about it. Boys cannot live on cereal alone, so when there's a boy involved, there's also a real meal involved.

Excuses, excuses.

Anyway, I found out what "Laughing Cow Cheese" is last night. Arthur had given me a low fat alfredo sauce recipe that required this dairy mystery, and I couldn't find any at Wal-Mart. I spotted some at Kroger last night, though, and picked it up. Maybe I can try that recipe out sometime this week. I will report on it at a later date.

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Whoa. I just took a potty break (it must be all this water I'm drinking in lieu of Coke. Anyway, someone brought some body spray stuff up here and put it in the bathroom. The ingredients label was turned toward me and one of the first ingredients was Nonoxonyl-9. The name of the body spray? Secrets of Paradise.