Is it wrong that I'm addicted to baked potato soup? I realize it's supposed to be a winter-only food. But who made up that stupid rule anyway? They can take it up with my rather enlarged belly because I say potato soup is anytime food! So that's what I'm gonna have for dinner. End of story.
In other news, I think my mom is sending me money for new running shoes as my birthday present. That'll be cool considering my current ones rub blisters on my heels. I hope I can find some shoes with pink in them. Not obnoxiously so. Just a little. A little pink never killed anyone.
It's cardboard hell up here today. A guy on my row is moving across the floor and is boxing up all of his belongings. He actually hasn't been as obnoxious with it as I expected, considering he is aware of my disdain for cardboard. And considering how naturally obnoxious he is. Just kidding! We're gonna miss him. Who invented cardboard anyway? I'd like to put a hit out on him...except he's probably already dead. Rubbermaid storage containers are the way to go!
Yes, it appears that a "gentleman" named Albert Jones was responsible. Here, educate yourself about cardboard: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cardboard . You know you want to.
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