My House = Bermuda Triangle

Why can't I find anything in my house?

All I want to find is my glass cleaner. How many hiding places for Windex are there in my little house? You wouldn't think there would be very many, but it's not in any of the obvious places. Granted, if I would actually CLEAN more often, I might be more apt to remember where I put it. Maybe it'll turn up as I'm doing other household chores.

I was putting a clippy in my hair the other day...had it in my hand. Sat it down on the bed so I could have a free hand to brush my hair. Turned back around to pick it up and clippy my hair and it was gone! Not on the bed, in the bed, under the bed...nowhere. I STILL haven't found it, and I never left a 2 foot radius between the time I sat it down and tried to pick it back up. Stuff like that happens to me all the time.

I think it's Norman the ghost (do any of my OBU friends remember Norman?--named after Stormin' Norman? No? Didn't think so. The sucky thing about remembering everything is that nobody else remembers anything. :))