Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Mashed Potatoes and Coke: A Winning Combination

Today I didn't feel like leaving for lunch, so I went to the downstairs food kiosk. They were having some kind of meat that looked to be cow, mashed potatoes, beans, and cream of asparagus soup. I was out on everything but the mashed potatoes...it must have been a really long time since I had real mashed potatoes for me to think that fake ones look good.

Anyway, so I ate fake mashed potatoes that were floating in fake gravy out of a styrofoam bowl for lunch. For dessert I'm drinking Coke! Don't be jealous!

I don't think caffeine works as a stimulant for me. Is that weird? If anything, it calms me down...it's a sedative, if you will. But maybe that's just the affects of giving in to an addiction.

I need to go buy something pink to go with my new pink sandals. They're sandals, they're heels: They're both! They're actually probably kind of stripperesque, but I'm not going to ho them up. I bought some new black anaconda shoes this week too and they're quite possibly the most beautiful shoes I've ever owned. Last night Dixie the dog kept trying to eat them off my feet. It was just her way of admiring their beauty. I could hardly blame her.

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