This morning, I nearly peed my pants when I saw that the little kiosk downstairs had chocolate muffins for breakfast. I have gone for weeks without seeing one...having to settle for blueberry muffins. Of course, if I would ever show up to work on time, the breakfast fare would probably not be so picked over.
I think it's funny that some people don't realize that dessert is perfect for breakfast. I have no problem eating a large slab of chocolate cake for breakfast. But I know not everyone thinks that way. Do you know how many ugly looks I've been given for eating cake for breakfast? But you can pour chocolate cake batter into a muffin tin, and suddenly it's a perfectly acceptable breakfast. It's genius. No longer do I have to endure hateful stares from my coworkers as I stuff my face with cake. With the muffin shape, nobody asks any questions. I'm not a freak anymore! Well, yeah I am, but not in regards to chocolate cake for breakfast.
Speaking of stuffing my face, the Curves employees are not right. You'd think that taking a measuring tape and wrapping it around someone would be a black and white issue, but apparently you can vary your measurement by 10 inches or so in a month's time and not think you've made a mistake.
Last week a new girl measured me and I thought her results were really weird. I went back in and got re-measured, and those results were even weirder. They're trying to tell me that I've lost 5 inches in my abdomen. I think I would know if I lost 5 inches in my abdomen...I'd wear different clothes or something. Anyway, I've lost all trust as far as measurements go. I'm going to have to start doing my own at home or something.
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Yeah, you can measure me...if you cover your eyes and don't look at the measuring tape when you do it....come to think of it, maybe THAT'S why their measurements aren't consistent!
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